gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

staxilicious:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

image

reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

marauders4evr:

makingtheuniverse:

striderlicious-booty:

berndor:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

beautiful

FUCK YOU MUSICAL PEOPLE AND YOUR SATANIC MUSICAL NOTES AND DEMONIC RITUALS YOU PREFORM OVER MUSIC I CANT READ MUSIC fCKIN NOTES

wow slow down are you going to be like the moreos guy

So inspirational

marauders4evr:

makingtheuniverse:

striderlicious-booty:

berndor:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

beautiful

FUCK YOU MUSICAL PEOPLE AND YOUR SATANIC MUSICAL NOTES AND DEMONIC RITUALS YOU PREFORM OVER MUSIC I CANT READ MUSIC fCKIN NOTES

wow slow down are you going to be like the moreos guy

So inspirational

cuidesac:

I would kill to be your clothes, cling to your body and hang from your bones

  • Iggy: *calls T.I.* SOMEONE'S BEING MEAN TO ME AGAIN! *stomps foot* FIX IT!
  • T.I.: I got your back.
  • Tiny: *calls T.I.* Hello, yes. It's your wife and the mother/stepmother of your assorted children. This is the 3,467 day that I have been publicly dragged for literally no reason by assholes on Twitter. Perhaps you'd like to, I DON'T KNOW, DEFEND ME PUBLICLY OR SOME SHIT.
  • T.I.: *unplugs head from Iggy's ass* How did you get my number?
  • metahumer:

    thug life more like ugh life

    legalmexican:

gwenstafani:

Anabelle goin to the beach!

DAMN she thick AF

    legalmexican:

    gwenstafani:

    Anabelle goin to the beach!

    DAMN she thick AF

    notenoughsockmonkeys:

    So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

    image

    And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

    image

    I can take photos like this:

    image

  • Iggy: *calls T.I.* SOMEONE'S BEING MEAN TO ME AGAIN! *stomps foot* FIX IT!
  • T.I.: I got your back.
  • Tiny: *calls T.I.* Hello, yes. It's your wife and the mother/stepmother of your assorted children. This is the 3,467 day that I have been publicly dragged for literally no reason by assholes on Twitter. Perhaps you'd like to, I DON'T KNOW, DEFEND ME PUBLICLY OR SOME SHIT.
  • T.I.: *unplugs head from Iggy's ass* How did you get my number?