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"She 7 in the face but a 10 in the personality." Followin' back if yo blog bomb. #fuuuckwimme

+ N A V I G A T I O N
crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE


LMFAO wow, americans never cease to amaze me

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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Lmfaooooo, ouch
"The easiest way to tell if you’re happy or not, is during the nights before you go to sleep."
- Unknown (via stevenbong)

(Source: psych-quotes)

"The easiest way to tell if you’re happy or not, is during the nights before you go to sleep."
- Unknown (via stevenbong)

(Source: psych-quotes)

spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

spodermen:

If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world

(Source: arcadine)

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

Tbh

(Source: telapathetic)

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups)

"Keep your standards high, and any guy who is worth it will rise to meet them."
- Ed Westwick, via twitter (via fromnash-withlove)

mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:



????

NOBODY SAY A WORD

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot)