This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.
I can’t stop laughing, mostly because it’s so true
Throwback thursday to when I was like 12 and I was putting out new writing DAILYâŚâŚ Like entire Chapters of my then-current wips just, over an afternoon. What the fuck was I on
Nobody:
Me, age 12, just started drinking coffee:
When youâre 12 youâre not so concerned about the quality or whether the plot is good or if youâve got impeccable grammar. you do it to have fun and thatâs it. You arenât concerned if your monster high school au is âoverdoneâ or if your angel/demon love story is âtoo cliche.â As you get older, you overthink more and more, on the plot, the premise, the characters, who will see it, everything. So the words are so much harder.Â
*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:
Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means weâre more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesnât have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.
Which means if youâre exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isnât actually sterile - thatâs a myth - but youâre *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - thatâs how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldnât be there.)
Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc
So Iâve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.
If youâre one of the people saying âYou meant âwomenââ, fuck you. I meant âpeople who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereofâ, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.
And you should pee afterward, so you donât get a UTI.
[Image Description: a photograph of a wolf in on top of a rock, looking over the forest below. In orange 3D text it says âALWAYS PEE AFTER SEXâ. Majestic. End ID]
